A Visualization of the Urban Legend Called, Man Made Global Warming

About the only truth pertaining to Man Made GlobalThe entire 50 United States has 12,383 miles of
Warming is that there are many people across thecoastline and 7,458 miles of International Boundaries
world making tons of money by perpetrating a junkwith Mexico and Canada. Which means the little thin
science hoax. Just as in the previous Nuclear Winteroutline on a map of the continental USA, complete with
scare of the 80s, there is no basis for the fears thatan insert of Hawaii and Alaska stretches 19,841 miles in
are being manipulated by those who are profiteeringlength. Multiply these miles by 5,280 feet and the length
from this absurd science. Worse yet is that if one callsof the USA outline stretches out to 104.8 million feet.
a Global Warming Alarmist (GWA) out on their claimsNow all we have to do is to figure out how many
then they will get the patented answer of, the debatetimes we can run our line of 900 million "people feet"
is over.around the boundaries and coasts of the United
I think not. One has to have a debate before theStates map. Through dividing the 900 million in people
issues can be resolved. Yet the GWAs will not debatefeet by the 104.8 million in USA outline we will get a
their evidence because they have none. If there istotal of 8.6 rows of people stretching around the entire
evidence anywhere to prove Man Made GlobalUSA map and inserts. Now if each person is
Warming as fact it has yet to be supported byaveraged out at being two feet in depth then our rows
reputable men of science. Therefore, the bestwould become 17.2 feet deep by 104.8 million feet long.
recourse for these GWA profiteers is to claim that aAt that thickness this line would not even be visible
debate which proved their claims has actuallyfrom low earth orbit!
occurred. That brings to mind the following famousNow look at the entire United States. One can see
quote:nothing but green and blue with a few sprinkles of
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, andbeige for deserts. All of this green and blue and a small
eventually they will believe it." - Adolph Hitlerportion of beige produce oxygen. That is the entire
I will attempt to prove the absurdity of blaming man foroxygen producing ground cover of the United States.
the acceleration of Global Warming by first providingThe CO2 emitting lines of people are not even visible
some basic botany facts and then a couple ofat all. So how can one say that man is affecting the
visualizations which anyone can do at home. Bear inland?
mind, these examples are for visualizing how smallFor the second graphic experiment all we need to do
man actually is on this planet.is multiply 300 million people by six square feet (their
Through normal Photosynthesis, algae andfootprint). That is an allocation of three feet by two
cyanobacterium in marine environments provide aboutfeet for every single person in the USA. This results in
70% of the free oxygen produced on earth. Theapproximately 1.8 billion square feet of people. Divide
remainder of Earth's overabundant oxygen isthis by the total square feet of a square mile (27.9
produced by plants like trees, shrubbery, grasses,million) and you will get an area of 64.6 square miles.
flowers, et al. In fact just three average sized treesThat is actually a smaller area than Reno, Nevada!
can provide one person with enough oxygen for theirWhich compared to a USA map would be like
entire life. Now imagine how many trees there are onthrowing a golf ball out onto a football field. The grass
Earth.of the field would produce oxygen while the golf ball
For the first graphic experiment one needs to agreewould represent the 300 million people producing CO2.
that there are 300 million people living in the UnitedStill think man can affect the earth?
States. Now what we will do is to multiply that numberTo account for emissions from factories,
by three feet in length per every man, woman andtransportation and animals, let us get crazy and just
child. The three feet is what we will say is the averagetoss a volley ball out onto the football field instead of
width of each of the 300 million people, from shoulderthe golf ball. Even then, there is plenty of green on the
to shoulder. That leaves us with a line of 300 millionfield producing an overabundance of life sustaining
people stretching shoulder to shoulder for 900 millionoxygen.
feet in length.